help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
whose parrot is this?
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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