People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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