"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Shame is for Republicans.
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