So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
pop tarts are not kleenex
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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