She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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