Soap is not a condiment
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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