belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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