She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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