So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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