Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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