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You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
she pinky promised me she was 18
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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