all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Randomize
