I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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