Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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