Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
