Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Sorry my hands just texted you
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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