the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
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