So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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