google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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