On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
She even gives head with a lisp.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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