Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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