It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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