I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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