The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Enjoy the penises
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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