no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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