Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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