Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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