I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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