I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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