honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
birth control should be required to get into college
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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