I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
only if we run a train.
done.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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