Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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