take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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