This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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