the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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