I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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