2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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