Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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