He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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