I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
My breasts were aching with rage.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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