If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
She told me I should be a condom model.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Randomize
