Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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