She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
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