If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
and she was petting her beer can
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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