you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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