Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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