If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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