Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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