are you still at the devil's house?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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