you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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