Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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