he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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