I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
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