are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
You have to summon your inner elephant
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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