dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
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